Comedic Villain Generator Villain Name/Alias (Optional) Comedic Motivation: Steal All Left Socks Make World Slightly Askew Achieve Ultimate Mediocrity Prove Father Wrong (About Knitting) Minor Annoyance Escalated Wildly Replace All Music with Polka Enforce Mandatory Afternoon Naps Corner the Market on Lint Villain Theme/Style: Incompetent Evil Genius Overly Dramatic Doofus Grumpy Bureaucrat of Doom Wannabe Mastermind (Uses WikiHow) Delightfully Petty Tyrant Evil Fashionista (Clashing Colors) Existentially Confused Monster Passive-Aggressive Neighbor Type Defining Comedic Flaw: Allergic to Own Evil Laugh Explains Plans Until Hero Escapes Thinks Pigeons are Government Spies Terrible, Obvious Disguises Easily Distracted by Snacks Accidentally Helps People Incapable of Lying Convincingly Monologues Go Off on Wild Tangents Absurd Accessory (Optional) None Rubber Chicken Sidekick Monocle with No Lens Far Too Many Belts Self-Inflating Cape (Unreliable) Hypno-Tie (Doesn't Work) Pair of Angry Eyebrows (Detachable) A Talking Spatula (Offers Bad Advice) Generate Comedic Calamity! Villain Alias Motivation: Motivation description... Description: Description goes here... Signature Failed Scheme: Scheme description... Pathetic Catchphrase: "Catchphrase!" Achilles' Heel: Weakness! Download Villain Dossier (PDF)